25 May 2014

Session XIX: [Subterranea Cypria - (2nd edition), the digging continues...]



Well surprise, surprise - it's yet another edition of the SC with a couple more Mediterranean delicacies in store. You never thought the ol' island had it in her did ya?  The year is 1997. It's almost a decade since the second wave of black metal hits the globe and the reverberating tsunami is only just about to land on Cypriot shores. Godblood, the one and only Cypriot band to heed thy call, collaborate with fellow islanders Macabre Omen from Rhodes in a bid to escape the rehearsal room and pound forth with conviction into the dark ill-trodden paths of the black metal underground. The end result is a 7" split which although widely unknown to the vast majority of underground aficionados almost 20 years later still earns its place in history as the first sign of black metal activity on Cyprian territory. The releasing label itself (Demonion Productions) was a bedroom operation run by Macabre Omen's head honcho - Alexandros -  so the whole affair is unsurprisingly DIY and still retains a sense of nostalgic romanticism. Although distinctly black metal Macabre Omen exhibit clear signs that they were aiming for something that stood out of the mind-numbing mire of standard, meat-and-potatoes black metal. This was readily achieved by blending an evocative atmosphere (comprised of aptly used chantings and keyboards) with an unmistakably 'Hellenic' melodicism. Not bad, not bad at all I say. Godblood comparatively were quite under-developed in compositional maturity. Still tethered to a proto-heavy metal grounding their sound on this track was rather un-directed, running mostly on pure emotion and youthful fervor. The band would make some further connections within the underground through main-man Deceased, release an album a year later (entitled Those Funeral Times) on
their very own Throne Productions and eventually call it quits somewhere in the late 90s. And so with that said it's time now for our second and final feature of the day, hardcore punk ensemble Entos twn Teixwn (which loosely translates to being confined with four walls or a state of being under siege) with their one and only self-titled album from 2009. The guys were given an honorary mention back in the first edition when fellow country-mates En Psychro were featured and their debut is a personal favourite of mine from the Cyprus punk scene. 12 harsh'n'true compositions full of anger and spite, no-nonsense, discerning lyrics and above all a prevailing sense of authenticity and ethos. Pair all that with a neat A4 packaging (effectively a 32-page 'zine) and what more can you ask for? As is the case with most bands of their ilk there's really no new ground being broken here musically; it stands, rather, as a statement directed against what they perceive as an oppressive and decadent state of affairs, a piercing scream if you will intended to turn a few heads away from the numbness of the everyday. Check them out and be sure to drop a line at Rusted Lock just in case there are a few copies stashed somewhere.


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Addendum: Fooling around with Kuzka's mother.
 

Hello Miguel how are ya? First could you tell us a bit about how the band came about? And who exactly is “Kuzka’s mother”?


Hello. I’m fine, thank you. The band came into existence because someone crashed a car. They were unable to play the gig they had to do, so the organisers called me asking if my band Winter's Verge could play in two days. After initially laughing at them, I called up a couple of friends (Andreas on the drums and Kotsios from Blynd on guitars) asking them if we wanted to do a gig. They said yes, and we learnt the easiest songs we could think of. I got wasted and don't remember much else but then we played another gig a couple of years later. The shows were fun, and it was a nice change from the studied and careful approach that we take with Winter’s Verge. This was about more raw expression than about trying to create something actually decent. Harry from Winter’s Verge replaced Kotsio because Kotsio actually has something worthwhile to do with his time. We received a very positive response from the crowd despite being drunk – I suppose it was because we could actually play music. I then had the bright idea of writing songs.  Regarding “Kuzka’s mother”, I was researching  for a good band name and then stumbled across the story of how the USSR carried out the largest nuclear explosion – indeed, the largest man-made explosion ever – in the 1950’s. It was ordered by Khrushchev and called the Tsar Bomba, which I thought was a brilliant band name. Upon reading up more on the device itself, I found out that Khrushchev hinted to the US that they were ‘going to be shown who Kuzka’s Mother is’, which is apparently a saying in Russian meaning  ‘I’ll show you
who’s boss’ or something. I could’ve verified it with a Russian speaker but I was too lazy to find any. Anyway I thought it was a great name and I grew up playing Red Alert II because I had no life as a teenager, and sort of decided to go with the whole nuclear post-apocalyptic theme.


There is an undeniably ostensible punk vibe in your songs both in terms of structure and overall aesthetic. What are your influences - both emotional and musical?


In 2011 there was a massive explosion at a power plant in Cyprus, caused by the sheer stupidity and incompetence of the government in charge at the time. Anyone who claims otherwise is an idiot. Anyway this made me angry. Very angry. I was always quite apathetic when it came to politics in Cyprus because it’s more of a joke than anything, but this one was incompetence too far. I wrote a song about it, called ‘Fuck off and Die’. Yes I know Darkthrone released an album called that, I didn’t care and I still don’t. It expressed exactly what I wanted to say to the politicians who were in charge (although the phrase ‘in charge’ is a very questionable one to use – I’ve met headless chickens with more responsible and reasonable control of their faculties.) So after I wrote that one and people liked it, I figured I might as well write other songs about the things about life in Cyprus that bother me but I lack the language skills to express in any sort of coherent or indeed interesting manner. Things like pyramid schemes, the economic meltdown, the fucking Orthodox fucking Church, people’s stupidity and gullibility. I dearly love Cyprus, it’s my home, it’s a beautiful country and wonderful people but goddammit can these people be so fucking stupid at times. It’s infuriating. Throughout our history we have managed to spectacularly screw ourselves. I’m reminded of that video that went viral before ‘viral’ was used in that manner, of a man who voluntarily chose to engage in sexual intercourse with a horse. Of course, he was fucked to death by the horse. Internet savant Erich Schulte wrote that this video was the culmination of existence and reality and our own role in the demise that we master. Here, in the 21st century, we have managed to create magnificent pieces of technology that can record and reproduce our sensory experiences, and this spectacular fool used it to film himself getting fucked in the ass by a horse until he died. Second place for technical achievement on Earth goes to the chimpanzees who use sticks to get bugs out of holes to eat. We have mastered nature, and we will use it to fuck ourselves in the ass until we die, either by a horse’s 3-foot-long cock or the atom. What I’m trying to say is that Cypriots have an unfortunate tendency to fuck themselves repeatedly in the ass and not in a good way. This is the reason for the post-apocalyptic theme of the artwork and stage show.

As for musical influences, I don’t really think of them. I wouldn’t call myself a punk, I don’t think anyone in the band does. We’re metalheads who take a punk approach. I mean we’ll bust out the odd punk cover when we can’t think of what else to play, but it’s not our main source of inspiration. I think it’s the punk attitude that fits very well with the lyrical concepts. I suppose bands like Amen, Sex Pistols and Anti-Nowhere League influence our sound, and I take a lot of lyrical inspiration from Anal Cunt – don’t bother writing decent lyrics with any sort of structure, the song will sort itself out. Just say what you gotta say, and that’s what Kuzka’s Mother is about for me. Winter’s Verge is all about the art and the music; there isn’t really any message other than telling a story. Kuzka’s Mother is all about the message. Music wise we just crank out the Iron Maiden/Metallica mashup of stuff that we’ve all been playing since we were like 13 because it’s fun.
We also want to make sure that we’re never background noise – Kuzka’s Mother is not the sort of band you’d want to play in polite company, and definitely not something you’d hear on any radio station because the amount of bleeping out would leave a song about a minute long. Our goal is to make sure we’re noticed and listened to. So far it seems to be working.


Your debut album is currently in the works. When will it be released? How will it be distributed to the masses? 


We’ve recorded it and will print off a bunch of CDs for collectors, and then it will end up on the internet to float around for all eternity. Ultimately the music business has ended up much like a sewage treatment facility – everyone dumps their shit in there and it slowly all fades into one, to be filtered and treated until you have nothing but pure water coming out at the end of it – the shit is what people create, the water is the inspiration that comes from it. So we’re sort of flushing our music down the toilet, is what I’m saying. We’re working on a music video as well but let’s not jinx it.
 

In a recent report by NASA, you have been named as the number one reason extraterrestrial intelligent life has not made contact with us yet. Would you like to comment on this?

A fair assessment. The aliens probably landed in Cyprus disguised as someone from Paphos, came to one of our gigs, said 'fuck that' and left, taking with them the Ayia Napa Sea Monster and whatever traces of a career Adam Sandler had left.


Having a look through your tracklist there is a song named 'Alan'. Who is this dubious individual and why does he merit a song?


Alan is a terrifying individual that I came to know, but never to understand. He is the horror in the darkest night. To paraphrase Herzog, he is the deep black depth of evil that one sees upon gazing into the eye of a chicken. Alan lives in the eye of the chicken. Alan may indeed BE the chicken. I’m not sure where to stop this metaphor but I should before it consumes me as a rational person. I mean, like, when you stare into an abyss, the abyss doesn’t really stare back into you does it? It’s just a saying, but with Alan he actually is staring back into you. A powerful agent of the forces of chaos, he is the type who wants to watch the world burn, even though he doesn’t seem to understand it. He believes he has a value and contributes to society and in certain ways I guess he does, but the chaos and destruction he spreads far outweigh his contributions. He then demands to know why people react with horror upon realising what he is. On the other hand, I don’t understand how a world without someone like Alan in it would work. Order cannot be allowed to run riot. One must have a little chaos. One must.


Your existence has been prophesied through the apocalyptic ramblings of both St John and Nostradamus. Are you a sign of the coming rapture and when should we expect it?


Dude, we are well into the apocalypse. It’s just happening a lot more slowly than anyone has prophesied.  The west Antarctic ice sheet is now confirmed to be irreversibly collapsing. It’s gonna be a slow, long, drawn out and painful death for the world and society, but at the end of it there will be something left, some vestige of what we currently call society and civilization. It won’t just be the cockroaches and Alan left over at the end, a few of us will be wandering around eating each other. There’s an old British movie called Threads that I recommend you watch. It’s pretty messed up and says what I feel about all this.


Are there any plans for upcoming live shows, tours?

Live shows yes, tours no. We’re gonna have a few release party shows in the summer and see where it goes from there. One thing about this band is that things just seem to happen on their own accord so we’ll let them happen this time as well. Touring is a whole other kettle of fish and will be dealt with at the right time.


Your lyrical themes waver between social commentary, satire and outright propaganda. Let's face it, is all this really a thinly-veiled call-to-arms urging for a violent communist revolution of the proletariat?


Well the funny thing here is that communism is a failed experiment. I’m sorry people, it’s dead in the water with bullet holes and McDonald’s logos in its back. There is a communist Soviet-era theme in the artwork because primarily I liked the colours and I thought it would be funny.  The song ‘Fuck off and Die’ however is a direct attack on the then-communist government of Cyprus (yes we had a communist government in 2011, it’s too long a story to go into). I suppose my own personal politics are extremely liberal and more left-leaning than anything, but there is nobody who is worth trusting as far as you can throw them in Cyprus who wants to be in a position of responsibility and I suppose in the political establishment of almost anywhere else either. The proletariat is too busy watching cat videos and porn on the internet in between Facebook status updates and playing minecraft. There will be no violent communist revolution, there will only be a revolution once you cut off people’s internet connection. So perhaps all this is an impotent expression of rage after all, and what we’re doing is utterly insignificant, which if you look at the big picture it is of course, because we’re living on a tiny little island on a small planet orbiting a medium sized star and we could be wiped out by a gamma ray burst before you even have a chance to finish reading this sentence. So, like, whatever.


Before we go please give us a one-line, automatic response to each of the following words:


Music: Oxygen

Politics: Shit

Life: Death

Solipsism: Hope

Apotemnophilia: What



You'll be relieved to know that we're done with the interview - a traumatic yet enlightening experience for you I'm sure. Any parting lines of wisdom?


I’m sorry for everything.





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